You're Only A True "Euphoria" Fan If You Know Every Word To Cassie's "I Have Never, EVER Been Happier" Monologue
"...you better be joking."by Ross Yoder
Say whatever you want about Euphoria, the writing, or the show's creator himself...but Cassie's red-faced, teary-eyed, gingham-clad monologue in the third episode of Season 2 is — dare I say — a work of art.
Now that you've had over a month to learn it, consider this your official test.If you've been meticulously studying every moment of this monologue the way I have, all you have to do is tap on the correct next word or words under each question below.Since I'm not a monster, I left out the GASPS, but you should definitely feel free to ~recite them in your mind~ while you take this.