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He also comes with a little book of equally delightful goat facts.

Promising review:"This is one of those things you don't know you need in your life until you see it.Yes, it may have been a late night, altered state kind of purchase that surprised me a bit when it showed up, but it's one of the best things that's ever happened to me.For just a few dollars, you too can receive an informational mini-book full of goat facts to awe and impress your friends as well as a miniature screaming goat. If you're a fan of the screaming goat videos on YouTube, this will be right up your alley. It sounds best when set on a hard surface like a table or desk, so the sound can echo. It's just loud enough for coworkers to ask 'did y'all just hear a screaming goat?' Yes. Yes you did, Phil.If you've read this far, it's been decided: you need this. This will be there for you longer than that dumb T-shirt you're considering.This screaming goat will complete you. Better get one for your best friend too, while you're at it." —echobunny

Get it from Amazon for $9.95.